16 July 2010

Utterly Frakking Stupid, part 2

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is probably the Congresscritter with the "Most Likely to Have Vegetable Matter for Brains Award" on her mantle.

Need proof?

Now, far be it from me to say Sheila Jackson Lee is as dumb as a cucumber, but Sheila Jackson Lee is as dumb as a cucumber. A sack of mallets has more cognitive ability.

Let's hope that her opponent for the 18th Congressional District in Texas (John Faulk) wins in November, thereby preventing Ms. Dumbasacucumber from introducing all the wonderful equality provisions that Rwanda, China, and Afghanistan have for women.

09 July 2010

Thank you, McDonalds.


It's nice to see someone piss in the Center for Science in the Public Interest's coffee.

Now, if we could just find a way to use CSPI to plug the hole in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, even the butterflies would sing. Hell, even if it didn't work, at least we'd be rid of a bunch of self-important numbskulls who don't have anything else better to do than get their panties in a bunch over a freakin' happy meal.

The CSPI isn't about science (I can attest to this, being a scientist), nor is it about the public interest (I can attest to this, as I am interested in the public). They're a group of idiots who think they know better than you how to run your life.

Now, I'm gonna go to Mickey D's for lunch.